Wishlist - Anne Hathaway's Eyebrows

Okay, so this is a particularly random addition to the wishlist. But for almost two months now I have been drawing my eyebrows in daily and it has moved into the realms of total obsession. They grow every day to such an extent that drawing them in has become rather time consuming and my mum (certain this is my lazy way to avoid plucking) doesn't understand why I put so much effort into simple avoidance when I have a fringe that pretty much covers them.

But it's more than that. I need huge dark eyebrows to survive. When I look at people all I see is eyebrows, even more than I see clothes. I'd rather leave the house naked than without a brow that would make Keira Knightley swoon with jealousy. My eyebrow addiction was containable until I saw Alice in Wonderland earlier this month, and then it boiled over. Study the specimen in question

Eyebrow implants are actually available now. That is a massively tempting prospect. Big eyebrows were all over the catwalks and they are the easiest way to make your face seem sculpted and angular whilst looking natural without piled on blusher. Until Anne Hathaway's eyebrows come up for auction on the transplant black market I will have to survive with my pitiful painted on substitutes.


Jessica Wilde ~ @littlemisswilde